Rather than my usual dispensing of invaluable screenwriting wisdom, I’d like to head into the weekend on a slightly more humorous note.
In the comments below, tell me your favorite go-to joke. The one you automatically think of.
Doesn’t matter if it’s corny or just plain bad. As long as it’s funny.
Here are two of mine. You’ve probably heard them before, but I still like them.
-Three morons start out across the desert. The first one carries a canteen.
“What do you need that for?” the other two ask.
“In case I get thirsty, I can drink some water.”
The second one carries a bag of food.
“What do you need that for?” the other two ask.
“In case I get hungry, I can eat.”
The third one carries a car door.
“What do you need that for? the other two ask.
“In case I get too hot, I can roll down the window.”
-Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “You know how to drive this thing?”
-Now it’s your turn. Come on. Don’t be shy.
Maximum Z 
Five-year-old Brutus is caught in the kitchen with his hand in the cookie jar:
Mother: Et tu Brute?
Brutus: No mom, I only et one.
I like this one
I had a dream last night that I ate a huge marshmallow and when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Cannibal Son: Can I please be excused from the table?
Cannibal Father: Shut up and drink your cup of blood!
or
Cannibal Son: Can I please be excused from the table – I’ve eaten my Phil.
Hi. First off, I really enjoy your blog (and might I add your great sense of humor:) and I just wanted to let you know that I have nominated you for the One Lovely Blog award. You can read it all the details here: http://thenovicescreenwriter.wordpress.com/2013/07/22/one-lovely-blog-nomination
Good luck!
I wish I could write this in red because you’re making me blush.
Thank you so much for the nomination. I’m truly flattered.
I checked out your blog (very nice), but there doesn’t seem to be a way to email you directly. Your choice of how to resolve that.
Thanks again.
Hey there! You are absolutely welcome and keep up the great work on the blog. My email is thenovicescreenwriter123@gmail.com. Email me anytime!